not being Kento

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No matter how bad your life seems, just remember, it could be worse.: You could be Kento.
Sometimes I think I may be turning into Kento: my only solace so far is that I haven't started rambling about fucking nomos.
And I suppose: never having been assfucked by animals helps too.
Yes, that's true, but: have you ever been facefucked by a podcaster?
Not to my knowledge: but it's not like they make them wear a badge.
The SHOULD make them: wear badges. (✡)
Badges, or: badgers?

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