add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets Elf on the Shelf, a Christmas tradition about a thirtysomething elf whose friends are all married and settled and who cannot find love or that great job that they always hoped for and fears owning a dog or cat would make them a crazy person eventually I think it was his most successful fundraiser, the most successful that he had had up until that point, that was in Trump Tower in New York on Fifth Avenue eating the kernels of that entire fresh flint corn cob one by one, raw, over a couple of days when you tried to explain to your parents how them kids these days make money from social media and YouTube and all your parents grasped from it was that you were thinking of monetizing yourself with magic internet beans, which you are not thinking of honestly, the week I've had, a movie theater blow job from a rice fag sounds pretty good not understanding the kids these days, with their rice fags and their movie theater blow jobs we're too old not really getting into the spirit of internet having used an adblocker for so long that you literally didn't realise YouTube was doing interstitial video ads until you got a smartphone learning that advertisers don't pay if you clip the skip button on a youtube ad, so from now on you might consider watching them through but never ever buying the product just to spite them giving away skeletonsex dot boo no, no, it was clever and a welcome callback for an old fave that was dumb, sorry Jacksoneyeshootscracy jingshootscracy ochlocracy it's all just a bunch of matter starting a lifetime of friendship with mom's spaghetti, a spaghetti you will one day vomit on your sweater inevitably you might have to upload them to skeletonsex dot boo for the sake of posterity a diary or perhaps pictures or a video recording [ show all 119182 regrets ] recent comments (1) all the people getting head on graciefilms dot com (2) being c%l (1) talking about poop poop poop muzik (1) forcing yourself too deep (2) our foreign and domestic policy is mostly going to consist of walking into doors (7) Your comment must be in English or it will be removed (2) that it's pretty much just racism (1) semen slander (3) applying for a job at Playboy (4) crying while listening to Agadoo [ show more ]

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