add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets KENTOLUMINESCENT mushrooms TRIOLUMINESCENT mushrooms bioluminescent mushrooms we are all jerkin' it in the gutters, but some of us are looking at the stars Officer Trannie, we're very upset, we never had the love that every child oughta get Total Jerk Jedi Knight Geldof Officer Trannie Pokemon Lick and Job Pokemon Cease and Desist getting a jerk job from Kento Ikeda in the dumpster behind the Regret Index wondering how it is that names like Schwarzenegger are in your spellcheck dictionary when you install it, but Jedi isn't Total Jerk, Jedi Knight Guy Fieri, total jerk Kento Ikeda, jerk Justin Bieber, he's a jerk being the Jerk Regretter and having Opinions on who is and is not a Jerk wondering if you actually are a jerk, like, you joke about it sometimes but are you really actually a jerk apparently there are rules we can't all be celebrities, one of us got really mardy about that the other day and you know for a fact you're not even as famous as Nicole Dieker HOLY SHIT MAYBE WE'RE ALL CELEBRITIES [ show all 80236 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

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