add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets reading AskHistorians in the voices of the cast of Frasier you know me all too well you thought I was going to say "it's hard to grasp," didn't you it's quite a tusk wondering how a walrus could possibly put a plushie on a desk it was a very limited run true story, a walrus bought them all and left them on every desk in his classroom wondering what percentage of Ryan plushies ended up someone's butt you keep coming back for it yes dead air the Ryan plushies sold gangbusters I never thought I'd get rich doing it, I just wanted to put out something pointless and see if anybody would buy it, like say Ryan North plushies or tshirts with writing that isn't all that clever on there would be like tge rhythm of the ambient audio through several hours, maybe even things like open fire or you know aspirational crap so you're basically selling dead air having a concept for an audio book series in which you actually read the book in real time, just not out loud, and offer the resulting audio unedited for sale, but not living anywhere quiet enough to do it even if you still had the means to record it a scene which takes place in Tanis in a living room would be recorded in an actual living room not remembering how vital that final knocking back is when Eiffel Towering Kento with a walrus voler Sebastien Bras a partir de commune de Laguiole not remembering how vital that final knocking back is when making bread tubgirl balls [ show all 130080 regrets ] recent comments (1) realizing that none of the birds that have become memes on the Regret Index taste very good (1) having a concept for an audio book series in which you actually read the book in real time, just not out loud, and offer the resulting audio unedited for sale, but not living anywhere quiet enough to do it even if you still had the means to record it (1) filthy experiences (1) that your support of and fondness towards the homosexual community gets mistaken as homosexuality by the straight one (2) being poor and buying lottery tickets regularly because shit, it's not like Richard "My island burned down so I had to forego holding models for nearly ten seconds" Branson has any to spare that wouldn't be terribly missed (1) liking to know where you got the notion (2) wondering why big red dogs hold such great appeal for humans that, say, big red cats don't (1) wondering if you're going through all the old regrets one by one to learn the history of the 'dex (2) wondering why fat cats hold such great appeal for humans that, say, fat dogs don't (1) peeling a penis [ show more ]

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