add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets Tomorrow Belongs to MB, and by the way, Achtung MB Tomorrow Belongs to MB Tomorrow Belongs To Me discovering that you are several years older than the median age for your local area people, or person, as it sometimes seems lord how you hope people understand what you do here promising to make regret one hundred thousand "Tomorrow Belongs To Me" if you remember, and also if people understand that you're not serious Peaches Geldof died of heroin overdose, had been on methadone colon coroner remembering when we hit ten thousand on the old 'dex and it felt like we reached some supreme, unsurpassable goal forty thousand feeling like just yesterday not having anything prepared for eighty thousand feeding your Muk nutmuck feeding your Muk muktuk we're almost to eighty thousand Backdoor Sluts IX makes Crotch Capers III look like Naughty Nurses II wanting to make Kento a glove puppet for his birthday Henry Hubbard, Jr the National Screaming Fisheries Development Board the National Fisheries Development Board treating a tree to tea at three [ show all 79895 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

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