add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets I wish I knew how to quit you the beard, the DIE BART, DIE banging your friend's mom or sister swinging feeling lithy from iffium Ludacris Wins Full Custody of Thirteen Month Old Daugther Myriad Profiteroles not staying with your cat when the vet put him to sleep reading the prologue getting annoyed at people you don't even know all that cheese that there are no tiny elephants to keep as pets not staying with your cat when the vet put him to sleep reading the prologue all that indecision trying that new soap that made your skin break out doing all those drugs not showering for a week having a mental illness your caffeine addiction [ show all 88892 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

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