add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets flicking her left one until she had a breakgasm flicking your switch until the breaker trips jacking the lights on and off repeatedly jacking off for your rights for a while, then switching over to your lefts jacking off for your rights really having to jack off really having to stand up really having to throw up really having to get up eating that whole thing of vagina snot and throwing up in bed at TWO in the afternoon still being in bed at TWO in the afternoon something about the phrase "vagina snot rodeo ego" making you want to throw up something about the phrase "vegan tandoori goose" making you want to throw up making an anazingly waffletastic vegan tandoori goose swandwich for lunch, eh making an anazingly delicious vegan tandoori chicken sandwich for lunch having to make mint orange enchiladas and bread marmalade today having to make orange marmalade and mintbread enchiladas today still being in bed at one in the afternoon having to make orange marmalade, mintbread and enchiladas today making an anazingly delicious tandoori chicken sandwich for lunch [ show all 90776 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

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