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wondering who the most snergable celebrity is
drawing a picture of Will Smith smooshing his face into Mae Whitman's horse's bicycle seat and saying "WELCOME TO ERF"
knowing that you've watched Independence Day relatively recently, perhaps as far back as the announcement of a sequel, but not remembering very much about it at all
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it's going to be harder and harder to attact American celebs to StarSnergers, what with the whole Brexit thing
wondering whether Mae Whitman is in the StarSnergers program
just now realizing that the hooker's kid from Independence Day was Nicky from the Fresh Prince, and the president's daughter from Independence Day was Ann Veal
suffering the results of a near fifty fifty vote tipped over by a portion of the population of whom one in fourteen are known to have some form of dementia
being pretty sure that your fairly meager savings were wiped out this morning, and that trying to withdraw them would contribute to a run on the bank and really wipe them out, and that by the time compensation is discussed hyperinflation will be in effect
it includes more Old Estonians than it does Old Etonians
Lesbians and Gays Piss on Trump There
Lesbians Against Copier Sluts
Lesbians Against Pit Closures
I have an interest in nude girls, I started doing this III years ago
Lesbians and Gays Support the Miners
holding a party for Kento's birthday at the Sheraton Addis in the Homo Room
kissing for Mark Hamill at the Quality Inn Pasadena, near the Rose Bowl, this Sunday at eight in the evening
an invisible man, fuckin' on the moon
klling for Mark Hamill at the Sheraton Addis in the Omo Room, near the Rose Bowl
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(3) holding a party for Kento's birthday at the Sheraton Addis in the Omo Room
(4) that everyone keeps invoking a divorce analogy for Brexit, and you wish they would use something more appropriate, like, say, two dogs gradually decoupling after the knotting subsides
(1) going to that Sausage Festival
(2) Rick Moranis
(1) Five Hospitalized After Tony Robbins Urges Them to Walk Over Hot Coals
(2) Starsuckers
(2) wondering why it is that whenever an American newspaper seeks celebrity comments on an issue related to the UK they always cite JK Rowling first, and wondering if the Biritsh public likewise holds Ms Rowling's opinions in such esteem
(1) Donald Trump praises Scots for "taking back control of their country" by voting overwhelmingly to remain in the EU
(4) Pokemon Life As a House and Star Wars
(1) the two cartoon dicks JMW Turner painted on The Slave Ship
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (4567)
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