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A single piece of Jade, approximately the size of a man's finger, could protect one person from the taint for about a week
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his manager at Tim Hortons probably wouldn't give him time off anyway
the very notion that Hayden Christensen has the physical presence to even intimidate a potato chip mascot, let alone actually kill him
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