add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets Massenbegegnungen seeing Dick for the first time in like two years and being iin a world of pain getting your teeth pulled by Dick on Rough Sex Monday being slightly frightened of Dick having the same Dick work on you as worked on your mom all those Dick pictures in your news feed recommending Dick to your friends and family the poor selection of magazines in Dick's waiting room letting the hygienist work you over for so long only to get about thirty seconds of Dick making an appointment for Dick months in advance sitting through forty five minutes of agony with Bill only to get slapped with a huge dick sitting through forty five minutes of agony with Dick only to get slapped with a huge bill reclining in a comfortable chair waiting for Dick coming out from under the gas and feeling like Dick has been everywhere on your body gargling mouthwash to get the taste of Dick out of your mouth biting down on Dick when he got too rough instinctively licking Dick getting drilled twice by Dick in one day going crappie fishing with Dick spending time with Myke Hawke in your man cave [ show all 80195 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

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