add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets that Chips a Ho cookies smells like Malt o Meal when they're microwaved briefly that "Kento" is actually a ten thousand year old Sumerian demon that prolongs its existence by possessing human hosts, gradually turning them overweight and socially retarded until they kill themselves, then moving on to a new host that Chips a Oy cookies smells like Malt o Meal when they're microwaved briefly, crikey that Chips a Hoy cookies smells like Malt o Meal when they're microwaved briefly a conjoined twin, especially if they share genitals wondering how awkward it is to have a relationship and sex with a conjoined twin, especially if they share genitals being a rear admiral Grace Hopper keying your car in the lock drawing a picture of Rachel Stevens and Summer Glau braiding their toes together wherein Plato is essentially saying "duuuuuuude" the sudden chill as you realise there is a very real possibility that you are becoming Kento, possibly as fulfilment of a curse in order to release the previous victim Busby's stoop chair whom kids would destroy they first make mad taking the hugest dump in a cave with a box of scraps that the usefulness of the allegory of the cave actually has doubted pretty much since its conception, and postmodernism basically just takes a huge shit on it actually finding the comparison of the allegory of the cave to the Matrix quite helpful, but still thinking it is just a long treatise wherein Plato is essentially saying "duuuuuuude" wondering what would happen if a conjoined twin committed a crime and was to be incarcerated, but the other did nothing wrong wondering what would happen if one conjoined twin wanted to commit suicide and the other one didn't locking your dick in the car door [ show all 67973 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering how awkward it is to have a relationship and sex with a conjoined twin, especially if they share genitals (2) wondering whether the Regret Index's rachel is in fact Rachel Stevens (1) Mortal Kombat Colon Annihilation (7) that boobs are nice but asses can sashay (4) having possibly finally figured out definitively once and for all without reasonable doubt whom the Celebrity Regretter is (2) making love in the kitchen (2) that there's a restaurant in Tokyo where you can watch girls poo and then eat it (2) vgtmhy (6) wondering if there is a term for two people fisting each other at the same time (1) it was awkward at first, but then I lubed her up and it felt a lot better [ show more ]

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