add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets a bland faced, small oriental 'Mezzanine' is apparently the second largest file ever stored using DNA Jong un, darling it's Kim Jong un developing the biggest colon it's gonna be big A new game, simply titled Star Trek Colon Broken Mirror, is being developed primarily by a dick named Darkwang ils chantent, ils dansent, ils jouent la comedie Star Trek Colon Tactical Assault A new game, simply titled Star Trek Colon Broken Mirror, is being developed primarily by a duck named Darkwing A new game, simply titled Star Trek Colon Broken Mirror, is being developed primarily by a man named Darkwing Harry Potter and the Half Blood Half Hawaiian Pizza accidentally thinking there was something called Harry Potter and the Half Blood Pizza John Barron's body lies a mouldering in the grave old timey westerns and cop shows but every time someone says "throw it on the ground" they're dubbed with "put 'em on the glass" instead LlamaTORQUE John Barron's body Llamathrust pulling out correction, Smurfette can't be in eleven places at once there are no easy things in this world, except Kento, and even then, you have to be around or otherwise experience Kento, which is kind of difficult if you're not a walrus pulling out [ show all 136052 regrets ] recent comments (2) wondering whether Grover's carpet matches his drapes (4) that you'll probably see Twelve Inch Jar Jar Binks next week (1) X Men Burgers and Fries (1) that regret number twenty nine on the old regret index was "X Men Three" with a hyphen between X and Men but it can't be replicated because hyphens are not allowed now (3) living in sin (3) drawing a picture of Kento being Bussard ramscooped by Geordie and Scottie (1) only having one cup (2) getting out of my dreams and into Myke Hawke (1) I think you'll find it's unfeasibly large Richards actually (1) drawing a picture of Eminem fellating Grand Moff Tarkin who evacuates his bowels in his "moment of triumph" if you know what I mean [ show more ]

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