that every time you see your crap swirling around then disappearing into the inky void, you lose a little bit of your soul

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when you're so dehydrated that you can't poop because your poop is dehydrated, but because the lower intestine is for taking water out rather than putting water into poop it's really hard to rehydrate your poop, and you have a stinking headache?
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