fantasizing about being part of a three way on and off for a few years now, but chickening out when you get invited to join one

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the death of Clifford the Big Red Dog
you could also probably try to blend in fairly easily given a crowd of that size, and distract attention from yourself with liberal use of "He's over there, get 'im!"
that if a magician ever asks you if they have correctly chosen your card you will say no it was the eeight of numbers
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a scub is a guy who thinks he's fy and is also known as a buter
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A dog couldn't catch me ass out
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it's not a story the Jedi would tell you, no homo
Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto, no homo
Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto
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