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I always get drawn back to this regret when trying to define the Regret Index to myself: http://qwantz.com/regret/index.php?askme=14169
That's pretty accurate: and a little frightening now that there are fewer of us again.
This regret probably isn't helping either: http://qwantz.com/regret/index.php?askme=58020
Happy wet parrot: http://i.imgur.com/Pa4py.jpg
He looks: so happy. :->
This guy likes cook outs too much: http://i.imgur.com/H0R53.jpg
I think the guy on the right: is actually Beef Blastbody.
Also: I find it odd that the is one of the LEAST gay things on the regret index.
Here, have a silly cartoon: http://i.imgur.com/5Pipy.jpg
Might this be what's in store for that cellphone addict in your life: http://i.imgur.com/sp0PY.jpg
Dog bitch slaps man: http://i.imgur.com/fw0aT.jpg
"Dog bitch slaps man" is not news: "Man bitch slaps dog" is news.
This, for example, is news: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFOyG1bTxmk
Bicoid Babe: http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/02/goats-yelling-like-humans/
Girl, what's up with that hat?: http://i.imgur.com/ampaS.jpg

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