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Ramon: Could I ask who's calling?
Demarcus: Could I have an application form?
Brendon: Do you know what extension he's on?
Milan: How much will it cost to send this letter to ?
Ismael: Can I take your number?
Alexandra: I've come to collect a parcel
Doyle: I don't know what I want to do after university
Teddy: I'd like to cancel a cheque
Maximo: I'm sorry, she's
Levi: I'm interested in this position
Marcos: A law firm
James: A book of First Class stamps
Martin: An accountancy practice
Pitfighter: Whereabouts in are you from?
Peter: Are you a student?
Serenity: One moment, please
Leonardo: this is be cool 8)
Snoopy: A financial advisor
Robin: Will I have to work on Saturdays?
Marshall: Do you know the address?
Rueben: It's OK
Davis: I'd like some euros
Valentin: This is your employment contract
Filiberto: How much notice do you have to give?
Janni: I'd like to apply for this job
Clifton: I'd like to change some money
Jada: Children with disabilities
Dogkill: It's funny goodluck
Darell: Enter your PIN
Evelyn: Can I use your phone?
Jasmine: I came here to study
Randall: What company are you calling from?
Deandre: How many more years do you have to go?
Heath: We were at school together
Gustavo: How long have you lived here?
Darrin: Yes, I love it!
Rebecca: Through friends
Gilbert: I have my own business
Haley: I'll put him on
Snoopy: I'll put her on
Kendrick: We've got a joint account
Markus: I've lost my bank card
Robert: Where did you go to university?
Allan: Wonderfull great site
Gregg: I work with computers
Lenny: perfect design thanks
Lucio: I'd like , please
Earle: Have you read any good books lately?
Brandon: Hello good day
Booker: I'd like to pay this in, please
Kenton: I'll send you a text
Stanley: We'd like to invite you for an interview
Burton: Sorry, I ran out of credit
John: I work for a publishers
Faustino: I'm a housewife
Bernard: I'd like to open an account
Samantha: I'm from England
Isabelle: I'd like to cancel a cheque
Herman: I wanted to live abroad
Kristofer: The line's engaged
Clement: I'm happy very good site
Sophie: Three years
Trinidad: Your account's overdrawn
Arlie: Can I use your phone?
Mishel: Special Delivery
David: I'd like to apply for this job
Forrest: No, I'm not particularly sporty
Britt: I'd like to transfer some money to this account
Reginald: How long are you planning to stay here?
Frances: I've been made redundant
Randall: What sort of work do you do?
Barry: I live here
Garry: Please call back later
Ralph: I've got a part-time job
Taylor: How much is a First Class stamp?
Jermaine: This is the job description
Domingo: Another service?
Romeo: What qualifications have you got?
Isreal: A few months
Ashley: A First Class stamp
Payton: Not available at the moment
Jarrod: Free medical insurance
Wilbert: Very funny pictures
Wilber: What sort of music do you listen to?
Clint: How many are there in a book?
Teddy: I was made redundant two months ago
Gianna: I work for myself
Jeffery: Who would I report to?
Shelby: I've lost my bank card
Madeline: i'm fine good work
Denny: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name
Jeramy: I want to make a withdrawal
Miles: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name
Marcos: What company are you calling from?
Nolan: A book of First Class stamps
Steep777: An accountancy practice
Jospeh: I didn't go to university
Eldon: I'll call back later
Ulysses: I hate shopping
Federico: What are the hours of work?
Douglass: Could I take your name and number, please?
Aubrey: Have you got a current driving licence?
Nestor: Sorry, I ran out of credit
Nathan: I love the theatre
Palmer: I'm doing an internship
Eduardo: The National Gallery
Brett: Insufficient funds
Emery: Do you know the address?
Augustus: Could you tell me my balance, please?

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