| wondering whether the knowledge of sweaty asses correlating with strong moral compasses is innate to the other regretter through experience or whether it stems from esoteric proctological journals | REGRET INDEX: 0a regret index of 1 is ultimate regret this result collects the hard-earned experience of 1 lifetimes of regret permalink to this result commentsThis is just common knowledge: isn't it? It's a new one on me: I know little of sweaty asses. Hey, you wanna just... you know... fuck? Right here? Then rob some pregnant nuns? Because I know where there are some, just, uhhh, because I do. matt: I've always known this. Where I'm from, saying that someone "has a sweaty ass" is a way of praising their character. I can say, in all honesty: that your ass, matt, is one of the sweatiest I've yet to see.
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