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I can't remember the links for the old uploads, so to start off, the old uploads (from at least 15000 regrets ago): Top 150 (I think): http://i.imgur.com/3vjqf.png and top 450 (I know): http://i.imgur.com/Zm8Qb.png
And the new top 150: http://i.imgur.com/SH2dM.png: and the new top 450: http://i.imgur.com/Ztrd1.png
One thing I have noticed is that Wordle strips out "being" as a common word (if you don't take them out, you get a giant THE and some very hard to read things), so being and eating are probably roughly as frequent as one another. : There are probably some other words we misuse in this way as well, but since they are likely equally frequent it's not terribly important. Also the further we go, the larger Kento will get: even new memes like Myke Hawke will eventually struggle to appear
Also it seems to have taken capitalized words as separate instances to uncapitalized words, so there's that - swan appears twice and should probably be larger. I don't remember if that was something it didn't do the first time.: Unsurprisingly the most obvious gains are Chris, Lydon, walrus, Eiffel and Towered.
And as before: because there's no feed from the 'dex, I had to copy and paste the main body of regrets, so it doesn't include comments. If it did, I imagine Roman and Polanski would figure much larger.
Thanks!: If I remember correctly, it was almost exactly one year ago that we saw it the first time.
Once again, I am baffled that "like" is the biggest word.: I am also surprised to not find colon on either list.
Actually: I think I might have just found "Colon" (with a capital C) on the 450, but I can't tell because it's so small.
I tried one with 250: http://i.imgur.com/gyL5C.png

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