add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets the mean streets of Cereal City Two detectives with different views on the world team up and using cynicism, guile and deception, they clean up the streets of Battle Creek that your whole platoon got wiped out by a VC ambush at Pyoyoyoinging eating swan foot soup that you must be really sleepy, because you read the words "chest freezer" and your mind was filled with a half dozen different weird images before you came up with the real one wondering if there is a tram for two people fisting each other at the same time, cheerio Kento being comically proportioned and suffering from a variety of amusing failures wondering if there is a tram for two people fisting each other at the same time specifically wondering because you may one day inherit a chest freezer containing significant amounts of chicken feet wondering if there is a team for two people fisting each other at the same time wondering if chicken foot soup is good to eat or kinda creepy to eat there's a joke in here about George Zimmerman but I can't quite find it a gun for a clown to use that, like a car for a clown to use, appears comically proportioned and suffers a variety of amusing failures that there are probably guns that shoot water or something, I really don't see what you're getting at not being sure you could have sex with a clown without singing "Entrance of the Gladiators" Dwayne "The Wok" Johnson that they have those guns that say bang a more humorous effect than the little "Bang!" sign a gun owned and operated by a clown to humorous effect trying to imagine in what sense of the word you are using "clown gun," because there are those guns that have the little flag that says "Bang!" or maybe you mean a gun that you could stuff a bunch of people into [ show all 68066 regrets ] recent comments (1) a minimal two mass skate bicycle (1) wondering how awkward it is to have a relationship and sex with a conjoined twin, especially if they share genitals (2) wondering whether the Regret Index's rachel is in fact Rachel Stevens (1) Mortal Kombat Colon Annihilation (7) that boobs are nice but asses can sashay (4) having possibly finally figured out definitively once and for all without reasonable doubt whom the Celebrity Regretter is (2) making love in the kitchen (2) that there's a restaurant in Tokyo where you can watch girls poo and then eat it (2) vgtmhy (6) wondering if there is a term for two people fisting each other at the same time [ show more ]

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