add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets watching a film at home without headphones for the first time Surgeons saved a worker's hand which had been crushed in an industrial mangle by sewing it inside a "pocket" in his stomach for three weeks Amazon Colon We All Float Down Here downloading the Amazon app and letting IT find you wooing space chickens with Courtney Cox Arquette I hate every bee I see, from bee pan a to bee pan bee purchasing chickens with Brian Cox wooing chickens with Courteney Cox stealing chickens with Nikki Cox electroplating pennies with Nikki Cox holding hams the song Tiny Happy People by the group Really Extremely Minute hearing that if you get bitten by a lesbian you can contract gaybies and the only cure is an injection in your butt How I Meat Your Mother never really understanding the Starfleet obsession with reviving people from suspended animation never really getting what Picard's problem with Sarjenka was, like if he didn't want to save her planet or species he could have just abducted her and her immediate family, it would be no worse than reviving the satellite of eighties stereotypes was shoving apples up the backside of the Messiah to make him walk funny with Christina Applegate nickel plating cocks with Nikki Cox Bashshit goddamn phone keyboards [ show all 129233 regrets ] recent comments (2) driving your snowblower so hard it explodes in Winter (1) Ten Thousand Top Blondes (1) not being able to believe it's not butter (4) fuck marry kill, the Four Tops, Four Non Blondes, Ten Thousand Maniacs (3) that you love the Regret Index but it makes you so regretful (1) Cumbag Steve (1) camgirling (6) that a pretty brunette girl, late teens, stranded on the beach, wearing a becoming bikini bottom, flip flops and sweatshirt, to whom you lent your cell phone to call for a ride, smiled up winningly at you, batted her long lashes, then thanked you as "Sir" (2) Teen Choice Awards Colon Miley Cyrus explains her absence (4) something ribald [ show more ]

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