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Aaron: I want to report a
Ryan: Best Site good looking
Brian: Recorded Delivery
Jules: What sort of work do you do?
Jimmie: I'm happy very good site
Domenic: I'd like , please
Stevie: I'd like to transfer some money to this account
Plank: Could you tell me the dialing code for ?
Thomas: Free medical insurance
Stacey: Children with disabilities
Zachariah: I'm a member of a gym
Rolland: I'd like to pay this in, please
Eugenio: A book of First Class stamps
Cesar: What's your number?
Magic: No, I'm not particularly sporty
Noah: Whereabouts are you from?
Raymon: I work with computers
Zoe: A few months
Basil: I saw your advert in the paper
Enoch: I do some voluntary work
Connie: this is be cool 8)
Wesley: It's OK
Lawrence: I'd like to cancel this standing order
Stanley: What's the exchange rate for euros?
Ryan: A law firm
Elliott: I'm on business
Brianna: this is be cool 8)
Angel: Free medical insurance
Fidel: Do you have any exams coming up?
Napoleon: Could I ask who's calling?
Fifa55: I was born in Australia but grew up in England
Laurence: I'm sorry, I'm not interested
Spencer: I'm not interested in football
Gordon: Looking for work
Bennett: Photography
Dexter: Have you got any experience?
Roderick: I'll put him on
Gregorio: We need someone with experience
Everett: Please wait
Anibal: Would you like a receipt?
Ernest: A law firm
Rafael: I live in London
Rudolf: Three years
Quaker: This site is crazy :)
Justin: I'd like to send this to
Carter: How much were you paid in your last job?
Wilmer: I'd like , please
Grady: Children with disabilities
Leigh: I'm on holiday
Rudolph: Best Site Good Work
Myles: I've only just arrived
Ronnie: I'd like to open an account
Jocelyn: I'm about to run out of credit
Savannah: Excellent work, Nice Design
Jake: Will I be paid weekly or monthly?
Darren: I didn't go to university
Orval: Yes, I play the guitar
Zoey: I've just started at
Gayle: How many more years do you have to go?
Hayden: I didn't go to university
Alton: Photography
Shayne: This is the job description
Jackson: Who do you work for?
Carroll: this is be cool 8)
Sheldon: I'm a housewife
Jessica: Do you like it here?
Geoffrey: I never went to university
Brock: Do you know what extension he's on?
Laverne: Punk not dead
Shayne: A Second Class stamp
Addison: Could you send me an application form?
Jarrod: I'd like to change some money
Snoopy: What's the current interest rate for personal loans?
Rayford: I'm not sure
Benito: I hate shopping
Marvin: I need to charge up my phone
Addison: I can't stand football
Harry: How much notice do you have to give?
Warren: Hello good day
Melissa: We've got a joint account
Nevaeh: Some First Class stamps
Jaden: Stolen credit card
Collin: Gloomy tales
Quaker: I was made redundant two months ago
Rafael: Languages
Wesley: In a meeting
Carrol: I'd like to pay this in, please
Erin: What's the interest rate on this account?
Teodoro: Thanks for calling
Eva: this post is fantastic
Dannie: I'm interested in this position
Aidan: No, I'm not particularly sporty
Royce: Go travelling
Dexter: I'm on business
Ayden: On another call
Lucien: I'd like to pay this in, please
Duncan: We'd like to offer you the job
Gerard: Best Site good looking
Stacy: I'm about to run out of credit
Tobias: I'm a housewife
Zachary: It's funny goodluck
Shannon: How much is a Second Class stamp?
Virgil: Would you like to leave a message?
Kraig: Stolen credit card
Genaro: I can't hear you very well
Billie: Do you know the address?
Arlen: I went to
Allison: I'm from England
Doyle: I enjoy travelling
Willy: I'll call back later
Carrol: real beauty page
Ronny: I want to make a withdrawal
Wilfredo: Until August
Owen: Stolen credit card
Donny: How much were you paid in your last job?
Trinidad: Other amount
Hannah: Through friends
Madelyn: Could you ask her to call me?
Darron: I do some voluntary work
Mike: Where are you calling from?
Gobiz: I'm retired
Monte: Can I use your phone?
Deadman: I work here
Millard: We need someone with experience
Shaun: How much is a First Class stamp?
Michelle: We need someone with qualifications
Kyle: Could I make an appointment to see ?
Roscoe: Insufficient funds
Jonas: When do you want me to start?
Owen: What do you do for a living?
Malcolm: I live in London
Cedrick: I'd like to order some foreign currency
Clinton: A First Class stamp
Sophie: Best Site Good Work
Caden: Incorrect PIN
Fletcher: I've come to collect a parcel
Aiden: Do you know the address?
Porter: Looking for work
Theodore: Hello good day
Jeffery: very best job
Archie: this post is fantastic
Javier: Please wait
Isaiah: Which year are you in?
Gaylord: Enter your PIN
Rashad: What line of work are you in?
Khloe: I've just started at
Julio: What's the current interest rate for personal loans?
Carlton: I sing in a choir
Hilario: I'm in a band
Lanny: We've got a joint account
Ricky: I'd like to withdraw $100, please
Roman: Very funny pictures
Alvaro: How would you like the money?
Sarah: It's OK
Magic: I'd like to order some foreign currency
Stacey: I'll put her on
Irwin: I'm only getting an answering machine
Alex: I like it a lot
Floyd: i'm fine good work
Korey: this post is fantastic
Deangelo: Another service?
Alexis: Looking for work
Winfred: Do you have any exams coming up?
Ronald: I'd like to cancel this standing order
Hobert: I'd like , please
Alberto: The National Gallery
Grace: I've come to collect a parcel
Rudolph: How long have you lived here?
Haywood: An accountancy practice
Cristobal: Insufficient funds
Margarito: I don't like pubs
Arnoldo: I'd like to pay this in, please
Shannon: No, I'm not particularly sporty
Mary: I'm self-employed
Adrian: I'd like to speak to someone about a mortgage
Nigel: I'm afraid that number's ex-directory
Lillian: I'd like to open a personal account
Caleb: I like watching TV
Roscoe: Do you need a work permit?
Milton: I'd like to speak to someone about a mortgage
Mia: I'm in my first year at university
Salvatore: How much is a Second Class stamp?
Madeline: Could you give me some smaller notes?
August: I support Manchester United
Wilford: What sort of music do you listen to?
Brianna: Please wait
Charlie: Can you hear me OK?
Eli: It's funny goodluck
Crazyivan: I came here to work
Chase: I don't know what I want to do after university
Owen: I saw your advert in the paper
Ismael: I'm not sure
Anthony: Very funny pictures
Frances: Insufficient funds
Leland: I live here
Santos: How much were you paid in your last job?
Bennie: This is the job description
Amia: Your cash is being counted
Miquel: I'm not sure
Boyce: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name
Wendell: I do some voluntary work
Stacey: I'm self-employed
Percy: I love the theatre
Ariana: I was made redundant two months ago
Emilio: I'm on a course at the moment
Rickie: What line of work are you in?
Seymour: I've been cut off
Jarvis: A book of First Class stamps
Rikky: I'll call back later
Geraldo: Canada>Canada
Kenton: How many would you like?
Tommie: I'm a member of a gym
Stanley: We need someone with experience
Wesley: I can't get a signal
Parker: I can't get through at the moment
Goodboy: A jiffy bag
Alexa: About a year
Rodger: We used to work together
Josue: Special Delivery
Barney: Whereabouts in are you from?
Jerald: Could I have a statement, please?
Lester: Could you tell me the number for ?
Porter: A First Class stamp
Irvin: Good crew it's cool :)
Mohammed: Could you tell me my balance, please?
Walter: What qualifications have you got?
Emmanuel: Recorded Delivery
Cletus: I support Manchester United
Laverne: What part of do you come from?
Curtis: I'd like to speak to someone about a mortgage
Tanner: Withdraw cash
Danilo: How much notice do you have to give?
Jerome: Could I order a new chequebook, please?
Isaias: Three years
Jeremy: I was born in Australia but grew up in England
Sidney: I'm not sure
Ramon: I'd like to transfer some money to this account
Ezequiel: I'm interested in this position
Louie: A First Class stamp
Mary: I'm at Liverpool University
Fifa55: The line's engaged
Nathanial: There's a three month trial period
Edmund: Special Delivery
Marco: There's a three month trial period
Nelson: Hello good day
Hannah: What company are you calling from?
Deangelo: I saw your advert in the paper
Tilburg: We're at university together
Dirtbill: I'll send you a text
Arianna: I'd like to send this to
Marcel: Would you like to leave a message?
Tracy: I love the theatre
Lewis: How long have you lived here?
Jesus: A staff restaurant
Forest: I can't get through at the moment
Lloyd: Best Site good looking
Emile: I wanted to live abroad
Jermaine: I have my own business
Johnny: Another year
Blair: This site is crazy :)
Bennie: I'd like to open a personal account
Roman: Whereabouts are you from?
Hipolito: Will I have to work shifts?
Theron: Could I have an application form?
Irvin: I'm interested in
Santos: The National Gallery
Zachery: Withdraw cash
Adolph: Gloomy tales
Harrison: Best Site good looking
Willian: I can't stand football
Dillon: I'd like to speak to someone about a mortgage
Ezekiel: Best Site Good Work
Jamison: I'm on holiday
Danny: Have you got a current driving licence?
Harrison: I saw your advert in the paper
Renaldo: Thanks funny site
Calvin: I've got a very weak signal
Darrick: How many days will it take for the cheque to clear?
Rupert: I'd like to take the job
Marlon: What do you study?
Benedict: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name
Cecil: Where did you go to university?
Laverne: I'm retired
Alejandro: Where's the postbox?
Curt: I really like swimming
Jarred: How many weeks' holiday a year are there?
Oswaldo: We work together
Josef: We're at university together
Anton: I'd like to send this letter by
Javier: We're at university together

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