how much of a pain in the ass it is to have to rent nineteen buses
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What?: Is this a teacher thing?
Except... whose school would even be that big *and* need to go on the move at one time? That's over 900 people. It would take over an hour to board them in a three-berth bay. No no no this is all wrong for a school, none of it makes sense!: What even are you?
If you say "bus company rolling stock co-ordinator": I'm going to be so disappointed.
Not that we don't need people who do that or that you're not good at it (I assume you are good at it) but you know, hoping for something that just sounds exciting, even if it's really boring in reality. : Please allow me to live vicariously through you.

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