| taking a dump so huge it altered the Earth's gravitational axis | REGRET INDEX: 0a regret index of 1 is ultimate regret this result collects the hard-earned experience of 1 lifetimes of regret permalink to this result commentsI don't believe this is possible, regardless of how huge the dump is, unless you've got some sort of wacky portal to another dimension in your rectum.: Otherwise, the Earth's gravitational axis would have been altered before you took the dump, from when it was still inside of you. Not quite sure: what a gravitational axis is. Come to think of it: neither am I. I assumed this was synonymous with center of mass, but the word axis has no place there. Maybe rotational axis?: Or electromagnetic axis, if you had been eating a lot of iron? Although I am not the author of this regret: I believe it may refer to a shift in the planetary axial precession.
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