raspberries, om nom nom

a regret index of 1 is ultimate regret
this result collects the hard-earned
experience of 18 lifetimes of regret
permalink to this result


comment on this regret

Your name:

Your comment:

Do you regret
Larry Niven's Fatworld?
yes    no    haven't done it yet

vote above to find something new to regret; a world of regret awaits you
add a regret; be a cautionary example for others
search for regrets; learn from the lives of others gone awry

add a new regret

How much can you expect to regret ?

recent regrets

wiping down
you're a little young to be growling at seven foot Chinese ladies
Pokemon Magnificent Bastard and Beautiful Breasts
Pokemon Illusion and Despair
three divorces in three months
some of us prefer illusion to despair
Point Broke
being so poor that you have to accept the offer of surfing lessons as part of some bizarre, unnecessarily complex law enforcement operation
you like, really hate surfers
the only reason I would ever learn to surf is if the FBI paid me
proof that the combination of excessive sun exposure, repeated blunt force trauma to the body, and regular consumption of weed produces the dumbest fucking people on the planet
surfing is fucking retarded, seriously
your feelings are ugly and wrong
using the phrase "Oi mate, you acted like Hayden today"
A girl who gets a surfboard and says she's gonna surf but she never does
using the phrase "Oi mate, you surfed like MOZART today"
Someone who sits on the beach with their board and never goes out, but just keeps waxing their board
using the phrase "Oi mate, you surfed like Haydn today"
soul surfers watching the judiths and hodaddies at the freakshow going off a hugungus gnar gnar hack shack out on the kai
using the phrase "jizz the ass"
[ show all 102808 regrets ]

recent comments

(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
[ show more ]

search regrets

Look for regrets involving

top regrets

kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
forgetting to feed your klinoppe (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
not being able to use a star to abbreviate Homestar Runner with the Regret Index syntax (1.0000)
[ show more ]

bottom regrets

using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having beautiful breasts (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
[ show more ]

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2758/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
[ show more ]