raspberries, om nom nom

a regret index of 1 is ultimate regret
this result collects the hard-earned
experience of 18 lifetimes of regret
permalink to this result


comment on this regret

Your name:

Your comment:

Do you regret
all human life is here?
yes    no    haven't done it yet

vote above to find something new to regret; a world of regret awaits you
add a regret; be a cautionary example for others
search for regrets; learn from the lives of others gone awry

add a new regret

How much can you expect to regret ?

recent regrets

the Masonic Distaff Police Department
the Masonic Identical Police Department
the Masonic Fraternal Police Department
in the Eiffel tower in Boston, Massachusetts
lateral glide
illegal trade
on the Eiffel tower in Paris, France
a water bottle with a yellow crested cockatoo put inside you for illegal trade
being a total Milhouse, except without anything coming up you
my arteries are clogged with yellow gold
Technician David Kalic cleans one of the sodium golden light bulbs on the Eiffel tower in Paris, France
a water bottle with a yellow crested cockatoo put inside for illegal trade
blood in his body
Assault With a Deadly Dick
Bono and Utwo set as sole guests on Friday's 'Tonight Show'
Myke Teavee
confusing Fairuza Balk and Veruca Salt
one unusual fact about Myke Hawke, he has a vast amount of blood in his body
[ show all 94347 regrets ]

recent comments

(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
[ show more ]

search regrets

Look for regrets involving

top regrets

feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
[ show more ]

bottom regrets

using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
[ show more ]

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
[ show more ]