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we are not who we believe ourselves to be
it wasn't supposed to be like this
living in a country where the desperately poor contribute taxes that are paid out to private companies as a bribe for them to take on the poor as free labourers, who are themselves paid only the social security money they contributed to
McDonald's to hire the desperately poor on zero hours minimum wage contracts to serve garbage to the poor
sometimes wondering if you don't adjust all too easily to new circumstances
that basically you're just relieved that eternal winter didn't descend on the land three weeks ago
being extremely angry about Britain's Hardest Grafter until you realised the poor humiliating themselves on television is basically what Big Brother has been doing for the last fifteen years, and it's not like there weren't shows like that before
if your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum, you've strangled someone in a bar fight
finding something particularly dystopian about a TV show produced with public money wherein the desperately poor, who themselves paid money towards its production, compete to win a "prize" worth a fraction of what any one of the producers makes
David Duchovny 'started crying' when reading new X Files script
a swift kick to the balls
McDonald's to chin its buns longer
McDonald's to toast its buns longer
this site really is kind of weird
being in over your head
wading into the female ejaculation
carrying an umbrella
wading into the female ejaculation debate
dysfunctional prostate glands quite heavily
there is a real possibility that mainstream porn in fact showcases dysfunctional prostate glands quite heavily
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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