being the teacher's pet
REGRET INDEX:
0.33

a regret index of 1 is ultimate regret
this result collects the hard-earned
experience of 31 lifetimes of regret
permalink to this result

comments

comment on this regret

Your name:

Your comment:

Do you regret
seeing a recent picture of The Jesus Lizard reunited that does not bode well for the future of your own physique?
yes    no    haven't done it yet

vote above to find something new to regret; a world of regret awaits you
add a regret; be a cautionary example for others
search for regrets; learn from the lives of others gone awry





add a new regret

How much can you expect to regret ?

recent regrets

that's just what the trainers say to get your attention
occult Pokemon crave anal thrice
an evil, occult Pokemon character
Yungerer
feelings that elongate to you must be protected
feelings that eatlong to you must be protected
feelings that belong to you must be protected
wondering if Kento ever watches Stephen Fry in stuff and pretends that it was him instead
A mystery clown is scaring children in Portsmouth by lurking silently in streets and shops and stroking people
obligatory Eiffel Towering parrot regret
it's not right to finger somebody's shithole if you have no intention of marrying them
James Randi and an Astrologer
Fibbing Bear
it's not right to make out with somebody if you have no intention of marrying them
telling that girl in the Bronx who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her shithole
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the Bronx of her" to show you her vagina
Eiffel Towering Kento with Chris Lydon
Eiffel Towering Kento with a walrus
getting Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus
getting Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus when you're basically asleep on your feet already
[ show all 83896 regrets ]

recent comments

(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
[ show more ]

search regrets

Look for regrets involving

top regrets

not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
[ show more ]

bottom regrets

using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
[ show more ]

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
[ show more ]