having a detachable penis

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having to admit that your bag packing skills would tend to indicate a poor grasp of geography, climate, and the passage of linear time
having to admit that your bag packing skills would tend to indicate a poor grasp of future considerations of need
having to admit that your bag packing skills would tend to indicate a poor grasp of object permanence
whipping it good, if you know what I mean
consistent fashion
pajamas, with or without bananas
thinking it wouldn't be so bad if they would snore in a consistent fashion
an insomniac sharing a hotel room with a heavy sleeping snorer after spending two nights in the next room from a snorer who suffers horrific sounding apnea attacks
packing toothpaste but apparently not your USB cable or any pajamas, with or without bananas
flirting with the gregarious southeast even though you both know it ain't gonna happen
hooking up with the complacent northeast just because you make each other laugh even though there's no physical spark and seriously reconsidering whether you're with the right person
bottoming for the deep south in Mason Dicks In Line VII
hooking up with the mysterious east, but years later when you were both unhappy with the direction your lives had taken and built the act up in your minds to unattainable levels and were inevitability disappointed by the base physicality of it all
hooking up with the frozen north but thinking about the mysterious east whenever you make love
whipping it good
not being invited to the frozen north's wedding
not hooking up with the frozen north
the frozen north, eh, meow
the frozen north
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