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that you worry quite a bit that you may actually resemble Stephen Fry
that you worry you may actually resemble Stephen Fry quite a bit
Agent Double O Seven is tasked to prevent an assassination attempt on a failed real estate mogul turned failed reality TV star turned orange skinned Presidential candidate but is all like I don't give a fuck
Agent Double O Seven rushes to stop a Serbian warlord from staging false flag terrorist attacks in Rome, but is detained for twelve hours at Calais for discrepancies in his paperwork
wondering what kind of tone postBrexit Bond films will take
Bond extracts information from a caviar merchant by immersing him in a vat of his own caviar and threatening to drown him in it
booking in to Logface to find a message from Zuck Bergermark asking you to please leave, and going back to YamSpec to find that Otm has left you a message instructing you to delete your account
only from behind
Stephen Fry will still take you
logging in to Facebook to find a message from Mark Zuckerberg asking you to please leave, and going back to MySpace to find that Tom has left you a message instructing you to delete your account
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is actually two small boys in a raincoat, one standing on the other's shoulders
Transgender People Will Be Allowed to Serve Openly in Military
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is the back half of a pantomime horse
That could be a Mexican plane up there
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is the front half of a pantomime horse
logging in to MyFry only to discover that your only friend is still Stephen and the only thing he's posted is the welcome message everybody gets
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The red dragon ain't no evil
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(2) wondering if there is a special term for fisting two menstruating women at once
(1) Time Travelling Kento coming back to have sex with himself
(2) remember Trump, he's back, in GOP form
(8) checking this site after many, many years
(2) do you have any idea how much it costs to qualify as a padawan, let alone a Jedi Knight
(1) He liked to post innocent looking links that led to a photo of a My Little Pony doll he had jerked off on
(2) you should legally change your middle name to something really British like Crumpet or Boris or Benny Hill or something
(1) for me it's always going to be NPor, closely followed by RSte and EJac
(4) it's also possible that I might just change my mind one day for no real reason
(3) holding a party for Kento's birthday at the Sheraton Addis in the Omo Room
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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