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wondering if Kento's psychosexual obsession with Chris Lydon has him considering making and wearing a suit made of his skin in order to gain his powers
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writing hat instead of hat
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in soil he did crawl
Earthworm Jim
of all the many disturbing Chris Lydon and walrus related things I have written on this site, the previous regret promotes perhaps the most disturbing visual of all
he goes as a walrus, the walrus dresses up as Chris
wondering what Chris Lydon will dress up as for Halloween
October is the cruellest month and I will fight anybody who says otherwise
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