unjust piss stains

a regret index of 1 is ultimate regret
this result collects the hard-earned
experience of 24 lifetimes of regret
permalink to this result


comment on this regret

Your name:

Your comment:

Do you regret
eating a penis in a first world country?
yes    no    haven't done it yet

vote above to find something new to regret; a world of regret awaits you
add a regret; be a cautionary example for others
search for regrets; learn from the lives of others gone awry

add a new regret

How much can you expect to regret ?

recent regrets

mysharona dot com
bottoming for Jared Fogle, Roman Polanski, Jimmy Savile, and Doug Fieger in Peener Concerto in a Minor VII
Cecil the Lion's Brother, Jericho, Shot and Killed, Says Zimbabwe Conservation Task Force
texting the FBI to brag about sex with Mulder
texting the FBI to brag about sex with a minor, Mulder
texting the FBI to brag about sex with a minor
FBI reportedly has texts from Jared Fogle bragging about sex with sixteen year old
inserting three AA sized batteries in AA Milne's urethra
milling around at AA meetings with AA Milne
putting your penis in a ton of sissies with CC Peniston
putting franks in a queen bee for BB King
wondering if the writers of any of the literally dozens of news stories you've seen about the blue moon understand that there is absolutely nothing remarkable about it
putting franks in the sea for Jackson C Frank
putting franks in a ditch for Frank Sinatra
putting franks in a trough for Frank Sinatra
that's horrible
putting franks in a tray for Frank Sinatra
imagining a sort of fleshy sock with a FOOTBALL in it, thanks, life, da Bears
imagining a sort of fleshy sock with a FOOTBALL in it, thanks, life, cheerio
licking Ben Stein in Liechtenstein
[ show all 100810 regrets ]

recent comments

(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
[ show more ]

search regrets

Look for regrets involving

top regrets

kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
not being able to use a star to abbreviate Homestar Runner with the Regret Index syntax (1.0000)
Scientology (1.0000)
[ show more ]

bottom regrets

using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
[ show more ]

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2758/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
[ show more ]