| cashing in on the predictable, juvenile, paramasturbatory power fantasies of the male American moviegoing public | REGRET INDEX:
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permalink to this result commentsC'mon, Thor's solution to everything is to hit it with a hammer: You don't have to be Freud to figure that one out.
Iron Man likes playing with his "fantasy body" all the time... wholesome Captain America has: a shield... my god, it's true. Spider-Man is pretty gross.
Hulk proves that if you lose your temper and beat the shit out of everything, you'll not only solve your problems: but also be lauded as a hero (and a super one at that).
Kento: Thor is the story of the fall and rise of George W Bush.
Nice timely joke, Kento: but it would have been better if you had managed to work in Gary Hart or maybe Spiro Agnew.
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