| they literally had the poor bastard stuck in a corner with his back against the wall and sweat rolling down his face | REGRET INDEX:
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permalink to this result commentsalejandro 4 sure: There were three of them surrounding him, gyrating sultrily in front of him and making him blush. The brunette with the tongue ring grabbed him out of the corner and dragged him over to the couch and gave him a lap dance.
Bicoid Babe: You mean Vegan Nate's cousin Daryl? Yeah, that was funny a hell; it kind of reminded me of this: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/d/d2/Partyhard_Smithers.gif
Oh man!: That is JUST LIKE Vegan Nate's cousin Daryl! Hahahahaha!
The first two comments made me think of the locker room scene from Carrie: Only instead of tampons, the girls were shoving their asses and tits in his face, and instead of bleeding and crying Daryl was blushing and sweating.
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