| taking a dump so big that it can't be flushed down the toilet without being cut in half | REGRET INDEX:
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permalink to this result commentsIt was so long ago: but the memory of having to get a knife from the kitchen and... Old Yeller it... haunts me to this day.
When I was in junior high, I had a friend whose uncle bragged about taking a shit so big it had to be cut in half with a plunger in order to be flushed.: He actually named it "Wally." This regret made me think of it.
It doesn't count unless: you stick googly eyes to it and have a conversation.
I don't know what was worse about the experience: the fact that it fell apart as I cut it, or the fact that after being cut in half it still required two flushes to go down.
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