add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets the death of Michael Hastings wanting to cover Myke Hawke in hickeys wanting to cover the swan guy's neck in hickeys wanting to cover the same guy's neck in hockey, eh that guy reminding you of big bird wanting to cover the same guy's dick in hickeys wanting to cover the same guy's neck in hickeys Weesey that I might eat a fan that guy reminding you of a bird that I might be a fan that you need a fan having a permanently high white blood cell count but somehow not qualifying for lupus that the swelling on your hand went down weeks ago but flared up again when your jaw started to hurt as well, which is probably just your immune system flaring up that embedded detritus will eventually be broken down by white blood cells the time of year when turning on your air conditioning at night, even at the lowest possible setting, makes your place uncomfortably cold and also makes your electric bill skyrocket, but turning it off, even for a short while, leaves you drenched in sweat caaaanceeeer Prince Albert getting a Prince Albert in Prince Albert dying of the dreaded knuckle and jaw lymphoma wondering why someone would not be worried about having a thorn embedded in their knuckle [ show all 62233 regrets ] recent comments (1) Weesey (1) natalie (1) that it seems like the more implausible something is, the more likely it is that porn of it exists (3) wondering how September eleventh would be remembered if, instead of the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center, terrorists had crashed airplanes into San Antonio Spurs big men David Robinson and Tim Duncan, nicknamed the "Twin Towers" (1) your bra's band digging into your ribcage (3) Having big boobs so you cant go with out a bra in a halterneck (1) having wide child bearing hips (2) seriously guys the FBI is going to shut us down if we don't stop this oiling the NAMBLA foreskins (4) getting the regret "swallowing Chewie's cum" and really, really hoping that PRISM wasted millions of processor cycles trying to figure it out as part of some larger pattern here at the amazing Dead Drop Index (1) nicknaming your penis "The Tusk of the Walrus" [ show more ]

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