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Bicoid Babe: But what will the eleven other animal signs be? And how often will they repeat (if they do)?
Goose, Muscovy duck, kakapo, goat, screaming fish, elephant seal, large orange cat, Myke hawk, bear Grylls, horse wolf Blitzer, and, of course: walrus.
How often will each sign repeat?: FYI- they repeat every 12 years in the Chinese horoscope.
I believe it would be fitting: if they repeated every THIRTEEN years.
And I believe that the thirteenth animal should be a : tit.
Bicoid Babe: So 2009 was the year of the swan, as were 1996 and 1983? Then I was born in the year of the kakapo, then.
What about the elements? :
In this order: Air, Earth, Fire, Metal, Plant, and Water.: 2009 was the year of the Air Swan. 2012 is the year of the Metal Kakapo.
Or should each element repeat THREE times, as opposed to the traditional Chinese horoscope's repeating it once?: Ex. 2009 is Air Swan Year one according to the LHHC horoscope, making 2010 Air Goose 1 and 2011 Air Muscovy Duck 1.
Should we even bother with the gender aspects? The traditional Chinese horoscope has masculine and feminine aspects, while the HCLH horoscope could have masculine, feminine and neuter.: Or would that complicate things too much for it to be fun anymore/
Should we even bother with the gender aspects? The traditional Chinese horoscope has masculine and feminine aspects, while the HCLH horoscope could have masculine, feminine and neuter.: Or would that complicate things too much for it to be fun anymore?
alejandro 4 sure: Playing with it in it's current state (no aspects), I'm supposedly a Metal Tit, while Bicoid Babe would actually be a Metal Swan.
I move that the elements be: fire, water, steel, grass, electric, ghost, and dragon.
Also: there are three sexes: male, female, and kento
How often would these Pokemon based elements repeat?:

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