recent regretsthey don't call him the Wet Bandit for nothing
I guess there's less room for disappointment that way
I have no preconceived notions about Daniel Stern's felatio skills or lack thereof
I reckon his purty mouth is inexperienced
I reckon he's pretty inexperienced
he'll expect more the second time
given that I've already fucked Daniel Stern I guess round two might not be so bad
fuck marry kill, Daniel Stern, Joe Pesci, Kristen Johnston
damn, Daniel, back at it again with the slow hands
you just have to go through with giving Daniel Stern a long, slow handy
dude, do you even know how this game works, you get to kill one of them
I really don't want to either marry or fuck Stormy Daniels and I'm struggling to see the appeal of doing either
fuck marry kill, Stormy Daniels, Daniel Stern, Stormy Weather
naming your kid "Ga"
naming your kid "Fa"
naming your kid "Asia"
naming your kid "Indiana"
naming your dog "Indiana"
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recent comments(1) naming your band "Wangs"
(1) shellchested busted nut buns
(1) wondering if there is a median point where the curves of insane through too much sex and insane through too much money intersect, and whether it is reached sooner or later than in the natural state when money is exchanged for sex
(2) making a old woman cry by calling her an ugly mouse, i'm looking at you, old german lady with alzheimer's
(1) that alex could be short for either alexander or alexandra, thus not clearing up the question of whether sa is female or male at ALL
(2) Virgin vs Chad memes
(1) Kids, consuming wieners with ease
(3) if you hard, then you hard
(1) knowing the date you last ate jalapenos
(3) I shall join you in those impure thoughts
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
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