| a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family | REGRET INDEX:
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permalink to this result commentsSo I'm really wondering at what point and why: TFGWLLJD dumped his rich bitch girlfriend (and, presumbly, her annoying family) and decided to go with the regret index's own lovely Bicoid Babe.
Bicoid Babe: She ended up dumping him on the spot when he arrived at the party dressed like that. Previously, she had been riding his ass to stay together and work it out despite their gross incompatibility as a couple (e.g. she wants kids, he doesn't)
Bicoid Babe: He went back to France to finish school during my last semester of undergrad. He came back to the US in March of 2012 to take the bar exam here and housesit for a friend of his that lives near my home. We ended up meeting again at a Dominick's.
Who's Dominick?:
Is that the: huge breasted poker playing seventeen year old bikini model goth?
It's either a grocery store: or an Italian restaurant behind the Cedars-Sinai hospital. I'm going with grocery store.
Bicoid Babe: Yes, Dominick's is a grocery store. We met again in the bread aisle and started hanging out. Eventually, things went well and he was being offered legal work here. He said one day that he'd give us a shot if he got a job in the US.
Bicoid Babe: He ended up accepting a job at a small legal agency on April 11th, 2012 and we went on our first date April 13th. If he didn't get the job, we would have just stayed friends, and he'd have returned to France after a while.
i gotta know: did you 'help' him get ready for the party
alejandro 4 sure: She found the dress, and I bought the strap on. I threw it in their duck pond as I left.
Nerd Baby: How did he get compared to Janice Dickinson inthe first place?
Bicoid Babe: We were goofing around in my dorm room and drinking beer. He said I looked like Amerie, so I said he looked like Janice Dickinson. He denied at first until I Googled her and showed him some pre-plastic surgery pics.
Bicoid Babe: He was still in denial until he spotted a tube of lipgloss on my desk. He put on a small amount and pulled a duck face. "NOW I look like her," he replied as I laughed my ass off. After he removed the lipgloss, we went to get gyros for lunch.
Bicoid Babe: I still have the lipgloss in question...I can't bear to get rid of it. I miss him so much it hurts...
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