tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy
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Nicole: I work with computers
Claud: I can't get a signal
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Tyrone: I'll put her on
Humberto: I'd like to open a personal account
Razer22: A packet of envelopes
Lonnie: I'm not interested in football
Hilton: What are the hours of work?
Dillon: What do you do?
Christopher: I work here
Thomas: I'd like to order some foreign currency
Rusty: I sing in a choir
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Arnold: I'm at Liverpool University
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Cornell: Could I ask who's calling?
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Walter: I'm a trainee
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Reyes: I like watching TV
Harlan: I'm interested in this position
Lamont: My battery's about to run out
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Harold: Have you seen any good films recently?
Dogkill: A packet of envelopes
Reynaldo: very best job
Jerrell: I quite like cooking
Merrill: I want to make a withdrawal
Gustavo: Looking for work
Kendrick: We were at school together
Bonser: We used to work together
Gabriella: I'm doing an internship
Harlan: How do I get an outside line?
Nathanael: What's the last date I can post this to to arrive in time for Christmas?
Ruben: A pension scheme
Ezekiel: Will I have to work on Saturdays?
Randal: US dollars
Jules: I'd like to open an account
Donovan: I've been made redundant
Thaddeus: A few months
Kristopher: The United States
Quentin: What do you do?
Charlotte: How many are there in a book?
Jeremiah: I've just started at
Ashton: I support Manchester United
Frederick: I'd like to order some foreign currency
Kelley: I'm self-employed
Vince: Do you have any exams coming up?
Morris: How long have you lived here?
Dillon: Please wait
Lemuel: Could you send me an application form?
Kaden: Can I call you back?
Vince: Remove card
Brent: Where did you go to university?
Randell: I can't stand football
Buddy: Withdraw cash
Emilio: Can I call you back?
Billie: I'm doing a phd in chemistry
Eugene: Could I have an application form?
Donny: Do you play any instruments?
Adolfo: We used to work together
Corey: this is be cool 8)
Ramon: Will I have to work shifts?
Darrell: I didn't go to university
Arthur: What do you do for a living?
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Enoch: what the fuck is this
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Gus: two envelopes inside another envelope
Kaden: Where do you study?
Eli: Not available at the moment
Blaine: Another year
Fredrick: Hello good day
Lamont: Which year are you in?
Korey: Could I have a statement, please?
Carmen: I didn't go to university
Jaden: Sorry, I ran out of credit
Boris: A First Class stamp
Heath: I'd like to open a personal account
Elijah: I love the theatre
Corey: In tens, please (ten pound notes)
Paris: Which university are you at?
Merrill: Pleased to meet you
Ulysses: Go travelling
Rikky: I can't get a signal
Deshawn: How much were you paid in your last job?
Friend35: Will I have to work on Saturdays?
Jeromy: Where do you study?
Dalton: Other amount
Lonnie: Get a job
Ivory: When do you want me to start?
Reynaldo: What's the last date I can post this to to arrive in time for Christmas?
Sheldon: How do I get an outside line?
Rhett: I'm on business
Toney: It's OK
Mickey: I need to charge up my phone
Rayford: Another year
Wilbert: I'd like to speak to someone about a mortgage
Salvatore: I'd like to take the job
Joaquin: I can't stand football
Mitchell: Where do you study?
Sofia: Where do you come from?
Abigail: Could you ask him to call me?
Tristan: I like watching football
Alexis: Which university are you at?
Jason: Special Delivery
Ashton: I can't get a dialling tone
Bradford: Which year are you in?
Gaylord: Have you read any good books lately?
Johnathan: Who do you work for?
Devin: I've been made redundant
Nigel: How much will it cost to send this letter to ?
Jackie: I'm at Liverpool University
Harley: I'd like , please
Stewart: It's OK
Maxwell: Insert your card
Winston: I'd like to open an account
Ellis: A company car
Randell: I want to report a
Cortez: I'm sorry, he's
Leland: Through friends
Edward: A law firm
Gaylord: I have my own business
Harrison: Have you seen any good films recently?
Graig: A staff restaurant
Allan: I'll put her on
Nolan: Is this a temporary or permanent position?
Wallace: I'd like to open an account
Dogkill: I can't stand football
Adalberto: Will I have to work shifts?
Travis: How would you like the money?
Donovan: magic story very thanks
Brooke: Do you know the address?
Cletus: Free medical insurance
Johnathon: I've been made redundant
Dewitt: This site is crazy :)
Alfred: I'm in a band
Sara: I'll send you a text
Cecil: What's your number?
Maxwell: I'll put him on
Renaldo: My battery's about to run out
Lindsey: Who's calling?
Lifestile: Could I ask who's calling?
Adam: I enjoy travelling
Eusebio: Yes, I love it!
Douglass: Do you have any exams coming up?
Nelson: Which university are you at?
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Clarence: I work here
Arlen: A company car
Robby: Pleased to meet you
Benito: Can you put it on the scales, please?
Kerry: I support Manchester United
Grant: Could you ask her to call me?
Jamison: Could I have a statement, please?
Raymon: I'm interested in this position
Michel: Could I make an appointment to see ?
Michal: How do you know each other?
Ricardo: I work for myself
Abdul: Withdraw cash
Francis: Cool site goodluck :)
Vicente: I wanted to live abroad
Tobias: How many more years do you have to go?
Tyson: What's the exchange rate for euros?
Lawrence: Excellent work, Nice Design
Leland: I'm doing a masters in law
Davis: Can I call you back?
Tyrell: Gloomy tales
Nickolas: good material thanks
Daron: Which year are you in?
Romeo: I'm interested in this position
Leopoldo: A jiffy bag
Thanh: This is the job description
Graham: Withdraw cash
Quintin: I'm on a course at the moment
Landon: Another service?
Alberto: I'd like to pay this in, please
Sofia: I'm in my first year at university
Lawerence: How would you like the money?
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Cameron: I'd like to apply for this job
Dogkill: Could you tell me the dialing code for ?
Donovan: Have you got any experience?
Blake: I'm from England
Marion: We'd like to offer you the job
Jewel: This site is crazy :)
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Scott: Whereabouts are you from?
Carey: What sort of work do you do?
Oscar: Can you put it on the scales, please?
Zackary: Not in at the moment
Jessie: How much is a Second Class stamp?
Jeramy: Punk not dead
Damion: I want to make a withdrawal
Morgan: I'm unemployed
Merlin: Very interesting tale
Harry: I stay at home and look after the children
Percy: I enjoy travelling
Malcolm: Can you hear me OK?
Jarrod: Accountant supermarket manager
Melissa: I'd like to pay this in, please
Bennett: I'd like , please
Dominic: Yes, I love it!
Everette: I hate shopping
Mitchel: Which team do you support?
Bryan: I study here
Darin: Photography
Cortez: I'm self-employed
Johnathon: I'm not interested in football
Cedrick: I'll put her on
Kraig: I really like swimming
Stuart: I'd like a phonecard, please
Dwain: Could you ask her to call me?
Trenton: Hello good day
Lloyd: I can't get through at the moment
Eusebio: It's serious
Claud: I'd like a phonecard, please
Florentino: Do you need a work permit?
Kennith: Have you got a current driving licence?
Winford: A staff restaurant
Carlton: I'd like to order some foreign currency
Juan: I like watching football
Alex: Get a job
Marquis: Could you give me some smaller notes?
Michal: I came here to work
Fredrick: How many days will it take for the cheque to clear?
Loren: What's the last date I can post this to to arrive in time for Christmas?
Wyatt: I'd like to pay this cheque in, please
Merrill: I can't get a signal
Raymon: I'm about to run out of credit
Florentino: Hold the line, please
Hilton: I'd like to tell you about a change of address
Newton: I went to
Eugene: How do you know each other?
Jacques: What's the last date I can post this to to arrive in time for Christmas?
Silas: I've just graduated
Emile: When do you want me to start?
Darryl: No, I'm not particularly sporty
Calvin: Special Delivery
Guillermo: We need someone with experience
Issac: Yes, I love it!
Jarrett: Do you need a work permit?
Emile: The line's engaged
Daryl: I'm originally from Dublin but now live in Edinburgh
Isiah: What do you like doing in your spare time?
Ahmed: Pleased to meet you
Erich: I'm from England
Jackie: I've only just arrived
Norbert: Through friends
Louie: Hello good day
Emma: Very Good Site
Goodsam: I'll text you later
Simon: I don't like pubs
Deangelo: I work with computers
Kelley: A pension scheme
Bennett: Accountant supermarket manager
Terence: I saw your advert in the paper
Reginald: Who do you work for?
Tracy: I've just started at
Jimmie: I'll put her on
Noah: I'll text you later
Makayla: I work for myself
Daron: Thanks funny site
Numbers: A financial advisor
Allen: Have you got a current driving licence?
Eugenio: I'm from England
Mike: Until August
Darryl: magic story very thanks
Delmar: Free medical insurance
Jerrold: I'd like to send this to
Kareem: Sorry, you must have the wrong number
Nolan: A law firm
Luis: I'd like to open a personal account
Haley: I never went to university
Roland: Very Good Site
Ariana: Do you need a work permit?
Lester: Enter your PIN
Bruce: Could I make an appointment to see ?
Richard: I've just started at
Alfred: What's the current interest rate for personal loans?
Monty: A law firm
Tobias: A law firm
Carroll: Is it convenient to talk at the moment?
Alexandra: A packet of envelopes
Chuck: An envelope
Paige: How many are there in a book?
Garth: Do you need a work permit?
Quentin: Could you tell me the number for ?
Orville: I'd like to send this parcel to
Korey: I'm from England
Myron: Children with disabilities
Jefferey: Do you know the address?
Robert: I'd like to open a personal account
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Rudolph: Where are you calling from?
Daron: Best Site Good Work
Wally: How much is a Second Class stamp?
Devin: Which team do you support?
Buddy: How many are there in a book?
Jonathan: When can you start?
Cooper: I've got a full-time job
Wyatt: I'm about to run out of credit
Roland: Where's the postbox?
Jonathon: Could I borrow your phone, please?
Layla: I wanted to live abroad
Cody: What sort of music do you listen to?
Daren: Best Site good looking
Palmer: A few months
Rosendo: History
Peyton: Not available at the moment
Werner: Why did you come to ?
Daryl: I'm interested in
Rashad: I came here to study
Addison: In tens, please (ten pound notes)
Rebecca: The United States
Wilford: Will I be paid weekly or monthly?
Grady: Go travelling
Coleman: Could you tell me my balance, please?
Granville: I live in London
Noah: Sorry, I ran out of credit
Salvatore: Another service?
Stuart: How many would you like?
Warner: Have you got any qualifications?
Forest: The National Gallery
Jarrett: I'm about to run out of credit
Danny: Some First Class stamps

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