add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets Goldilocks and the Three Gigolos The Little Merslut Slut White and the Seven Dwarves Cinderslut playing a thirty three at forty five not being able to hear Satin Doll without thinking of Police Squad Clarissa explaining hot flashes that Sabrina the Teenage Witch was only a teenager during the first year of her run See Saw Marjorie Lord that Sabrina the Teenage Witch has three children and is nearly forty Amos Muzyad Yakhoob Kairouz not regretting that girl but regretting your first meeting with that girl having an owly T zone that girl that farting in the bathtub gives you a fascinating visualization of exactly how much gas gets released in a fart having an oily V zone that the stuff with Sabrina in the Pokemon anime is pretty messed up having an oily T zone seeing the logic behind a request but doubting the projected gains being advised to increase your meals from six to eight a day in order to lose weight [ show all 61469 regrets ] recent comments (3) reading about that guy who died after having sex with a hornet's nest (3) wondering what went wrong in Spambot's All American upbringing that it came to spend so much time here, filled with regret (1) that another recurring gag on Tanks for Nothing would be Kento asking the walrus if it would give him a hand, after which the walrus would clap its hands (1) I dreamt I sacked your mom and she was terribly screwed (1) I dreamt I screwed your mom and she was terrible in the sack (2) being an english major in college (3) quoting every regret as they contain ultimate truth (4) using ghee as an intimate lubricant (1) now understanding the Eiffel Towering regrets as the product of horrific human slash walrus hybrid research conducted by Bicoid Babe (1) thinking that Mentally Disabled Prostitutes would be a good name for a band [ show more ]

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