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drawing a picture of Paul McCartney sucking on Linda McCartney's thick greasy penis and pushing her testicles around with his fingers
drawing a picture of Paul McCartney sucking on Linda McCartney's thick greasy sausage and pushing her plum tomatoes around with his fingers
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