that countries will enter a war without first setting definite goals and definite plans as to how to accomplish them
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Bruce: There needs to be an additional option, "VERY YES".
agent57: I regret it, but I feel like if countries were able to be that rational and well-planned in this situation, they would possibly be able to just work out a compromise instead of trying to shoot each other?
Bruce: I... think that's kind of the point here, actually.
t1m: Woah, the regret index gets political!
Sixto: How the fuck do you regret something that's not a personal action?
a witty username: Empathic regret?
Philippe: Hell, we don't even *declare* wars anymore.

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