| wishing your whole body was made of eyeball | REGRET INDEX: 1a regret index of 1 is ultimate regret this result collects the hard-earned experience of 4 lifetimes of regret permalink to this result commentsOh man: can you imagine going to the beach? That would suck. Some little kid would find you and pick you up and show you to it's parents and they'd start screaming and call the cops and you'd try to explain: but you wouldn't be able to explain because as an eyeball your only means of communication would be to dilate or contract your pupil, and everyone's going to be too busy looking for the rest of you to figure out that you're talking to them. Also: all the sand. You'd be like a: sandy eyeball nugget. And I can't tell if the original regrettor imagined his/her body as just a gigantic eyeball,: or as a humanoid creature that is made of eyeball.
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