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just to keep my mouth from spouting junk
having frequent ranks under the craft table
having a crafty rank under the frequency table
the frequency of any word in a body of writing under study is inversely proportional to its rank in the frequency table
that there are hapaxes legomenon
that there is a hapax legomenon
guacoplating your pennies
having a cousin who lived in Cuba for a couple of years putting guacamole in your penis
having a cousin who lived in Cuba for a couple of years
putting guacamole in your penis
We would never come to believe that a homosexual could embody the conditions and requirements of conduct that would enable us to consider him a true Revolutionary, a true Communist militant
putting penis in your guacamole
putting pee in guacamole
wondering how many exhibits the Museum of Throaty Urinals has
Nun Fights at the Museum of Aural Girth Toy
evolution must be spinning in its grave
having a portion of your brain set aside for the song "No Scrubs",and another portion set aside for the song "No Pigeons"
Go penis
I told them that museum would be nothing but trouble
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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all I see is an Eiffel Tower of reams, real cum burstin' out of every seam (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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