that whenever people start talking about periods, you can't help but wonder how many gallons of blood are menstruated each second

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wondering if you're really anosmic or if it was just part of the joke
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that goddamn deliberately disabled bastard
Quite some time ago, I was over at a friend's house watching him and another friend play a board game called Sex & Ill Asia
I'll let you decide which party is which
that everyone keeps invoking a divorce analogy for Brexit, and you wish they would use something more appropriate, like, say, two dogs gradually decoupling after the knotting subsides
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it would have been funnier if I had written Dwayne 'The Rod' Johnson
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Eats About Eight Hundred Twenty One Pounds Of Cock Per Year
being anosmic since birth but being able to guess that the Rock is probably cooking cod
someone worked it out and it's like an entire minimum wage worth at wholesale prices, just for one item from what you'd hope is a fairly bland and repetitive menu, because fuck that guy
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Eats About Eight Hundred Twenty One Pounds Of Cod Per Year
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Quite some time ago, I was over at a friend's house watching him and another friend play a board game called Axis & Allies
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