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buying multiple copies of the book "To Eat or To Eat" by the incredibly obese New York Times food section author Ryan North
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drinking the lard in fatworld Mexico
watching a fatworld crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe climbs stairs
fatworld Bicoid Babe looking like a flat chested, assless Marceline from Adventure Time
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wondering if post WWII fatworld was horrified by shocking photos of Aufscwitz Jews gorged to weights of over a ton by Nazi scientists
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