Your gay friend who's been monogamously with his partner for ten years, dieing of cancer because he didn't have health insurance and he couldn't be on his partners plan because they weren't "married"

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the only thing really stopping you going to Paris and signing up pour la legion etrangere being that you know you'd demob at forty five or fifty and have no idea what to do, no money, and probably have lost your original citizenship too
a bad day, not the worst day, but you know, with the exhaustion all week, scraping the car this afternoon, and the awkward lunch, pretty shit
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