being a socialist
REGRET INDEX:
0.28

a regret index of 1 is ultimate regret
this result collects the hard-earned
experience of 58 lifetimes of regret
permalink to this result

comments

comment on this regret

Your name:

Your comment:

Do you regret
resembling furries?
yes    no    haven't done it yet

vote above to find something new to regret; a world of regret awaits you
add a regret; be a cautionary example for others
search for regrets; learn from the lives of others gone awry





add a new regret

How much can you expect to regret ?

recent regrets

filling Cherie Lunghi's lungs with cherries
An Tambourer's willy
he said he found Ms Swift at a Dairy Queen in Morton and chased her before she disappeared
also, stop hanging around toilets looking for children
they'll do better in the wild
how dare YOU flush them
how dare you talk about my children that way
my guess is that you're going to be crapping up a mess of tadpoles in a few months if I remember my Gungan reproductive biology correctly
reader, I gave him a backstage pass
only intending to fuck Twelve Inch Daning Jar Jar but ending up marrying him, you size queen
fuck marry kill, Twelve Inch Daning Jar Jar, Eleven Inch Bowing Oskar Schindler, Eight Inch Out of the Box Darth Maul
landing in Lapland with Lynda La Plante
SVERIGING TIN TIN
Daning Jar Jar
Sex shows where eighty percent of the lead actors are out of work after Rihanna tweets about it
TV shows where eighty percent of the lead actors have red wikipedia links
Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills
fuck marry kill, Gandalf, Magneto, Serena
fuck marry kill, Count Dooku, Saruman, Francisco Scaramanga
fuck marry kill, Professor X, Captain Picard, Gurney Halleck
[ show all 136084 regrets ]

recent comments

(4) also, stop hanging around toilets looking for children
(2) wondering whether Grover's carpet matches his drapes
(7) that you'll probably see Twelve Inch Jar Jar Binks next week
(1) X Men Burgers and Fries
(1) that regret number twenty nine on the old regret index was "X Men Three" with a hyphen between X and Men but it can't be replicated because hyphens are not allowed now
(3) living in sin
(3) drawing a picture of Kento being Bussard ramscooped by Geordie and Scottie
(1) only having one cup
(2) getting out of my dreams and into Myke Hawke
(1) I think you'll find it's unfeasibly large Richards actually
[ show more ]

search regrets

Look for regrets involving

top regrets

the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
[ show more ]

bottom regrets

using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
tits (0.0000)
[ show more ]

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
[ show more ]

most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (358)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
[ show more ]