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armies of engineers to construct additional pylons
armies of engineers to analyze the soil
Yes, I am the one who "threatened" Brianna on Twitter and else where, But those were RED HERRING threats designed to draw her out of hiding!
I was just racing, y'know like normal
this video, where man threatens the "Wafflepocalypse"
this video, where man threatens the "Wu Pocalypse"
a D Day style flotilla of solidarity with Fellow Human Beings who have fled the blood and torture and killing and more blood and bombs
getting the bends
a dog
dog a
ok computer
having to pour boiling water over your genitals and a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake
getting a snowy blowy from an Eskimo hooker in the dumpster behind Muktuk n Shake
the bends
getting a snowy blowy
getting all icy, why I'll
if his daddy's rich, take him out for a meal, if his daddy's poor, Eiffel Tower him with a walrus
getting a chilly willy
if her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal, if her daddy's poor, it's about ethics in gaming journalism
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
that the killer what took me is entitilitis (1.0000)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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