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that in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war going tits up?
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she liked it
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I had a cat like that
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having never been in a year long relationship, unless you count awkwardly flirting with someone literally genetically close enough to be your daughter for the past few years
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(1) Jennifer Love Hewitt's Boobs Worth $five Million
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(1) divas can at least sing
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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