add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets Stacey's Dong Stacey's mom has got a giant dong, it's so fat and, oh, it's so long, Stacey can't you see, your mom stands to take a pee, I know it's really wrong, but I'm in love with your mom's dong imagining the song "Kento's dad is such a fuckin' fag" sung to the tune of Stacey's Mom bullseyeing swampdonkeys in your T sixteen draining the wanky mopeds draining the swamp donkey a boy so learned, that, had he ruled, he would have as a learned man My daughter wants me to meet this man, but I am too shocked and angry that a man of his age and with his responsibilities could behave in this manner, even though the au pair we had was a real swamp donkey and my wife still thought I wanted to cheat My daughter wants me to meet this man, but I am too shocked and angry that a man of his age and with his responsibilities could behave in this manner, and my much younger wife and I are horrified My daughter wants me to meet this man, but I am too shocked and angry that a man of his age and with his responsibilities could behave in this manner fuck marry kill, Dave Grohl, David Letterman, Dangerous Dave I can't do that, Dave fuck marry kill, Alvin, Simon, Theodore learning to use a food processor after years of working with different machinery Rafael Martinez Jr in New Jersey allegedly had sexual intercourse with the unidentified XV year old girl for more than a year at his home they're going to have to eat something wondering why a Canadian antianorexia charity would need a dick in its logo 'Maybe Eat, Eh' production company on global hunt to find dick artist 'Maya the BEEEEEE' production company on global hunt to FUCK! dick artist 'Maya the Bee' production company on global hunt to find dick artist [ show all 130186 regrets ] recent comments (1) People got their local newspapers for next to nothing in exchange for allowing girdle ads to infiltrate their brains (2) seeing an ad that you truly have no fucking idea what it's trying to say (1) I have a very plastic sex unit erection (2) I have no frame of reference for a coffee can (2) I don't drink coffee (6) I have very unrealistic expectations (3) BSjWOVis (1) fuck marry kill, dickgirl Maya the Bee, Pedro Pony, Clifford the Big Red Dog (2) he was only nine years old so I doubt he caused much damage (1) never having had a boyfriend, as you are a heterosexual male, although that doesn't explain why you've never had a girlfriend [ show more ]

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