kind of thinking there might be more to those random letter regrets than just a retarded spambot, but not caring enought to try and decrypt them
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They look sort of like YouTube URLs: But without the numbers
Yeah, and they're probably just random strings meant to fool the amazing Regret Index into taking whatever URLs the spambots are pushing (on the assumption that this will fool some kinds of form validation, which won't work here because of restrictions): amazingly you CAN get actual words out of some of them, but they're such short strings that it's probably coincidental, as there isn't really enough message to decipher any concealed information.
I did mean to get around to putting the whole lot into a big lump and trying to find some kind of sense from them that way: but if they're not in order (and even if they are in order), any results would probably still just be coincidence (unless the message said something like "I regret swans, drawing pictures of Kento, and being and eating.") So I never really felt the need.
Still, having said all that: I do want for Spambot to be just someone messing about. Or a sentient spambot.
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