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nothing can stop me now, except microscopic germs
arresting a king in his own breastgasm
paging Turkish Star Wars, Turkish Star Wars to the OR
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pardoning Turkish Star Wars
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pardoning a turkey
something something MERCURIC Arches something something Shakira something burger something
imagining that "Sting's enlarged, yo" is the standard text message that Rod Stewart sends to Bryan Adams to tell him to come over right away
something something Golden Arches something something Shakira something burger something
I don't even know what McDonald's tastes like, I just thought the name was striking, like Shakira or something
opening up your fruit cakes
tricking a harvey into denting another harvey
femdom's in the bathroom shaking out the loose teeth
boredom's in the bathroom shaking out teethe stool, eh
boredom's in the bathroom shaking out the loose teeth
Whale cake is not delivered into me
Whale cake is not delivered on time
Sting's enlarged, yo
Sting enlarged soy
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(2) guessing that the broad premise of Holy Hal is that a three hundred pound man falls in love with a three hundred pound woman, but he sees her as a nine hundred pound woman and helps her achieve those gains
(3) rape
(1) rook takes buttocks, check and mate
(1) turtle ships
(1) reading comments on the internet anywhere, ever
(1) The brawl continued backstage with Cool and Jesus eventually getting in a car and speeding out of Gund Arena
(1) being the hardest man in Ireland
(1) having never seen any of the new Batman films because they came out after Star Wars Colon Episode II Colon The One That Made You Stop Wanting to Go to Movies
(2) putting off seeing like thirty movies with one actor in common for almost a decade, even though most of them were at least kind of OK and some were really very good
(2) la Setmana Tragica turtles
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
insecurity (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (3875)
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