making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions
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P. Suedo Nym: I had fun and they all got put back anyway, so it's something I'd definitely do again!
Pseudonym: Wait, have I started sleep-typing now?
P. Suedo Nym: Nope. I'm someone completely different and wasn't aware someone using a similar name was on here already.
matt: why isn't this at the top of the bottom regrets list?
annemjw: Never regret! Forts = awesome.
Sixto: Who the fuck regrets this? They musta got the shit spanked out of them or something.
memorylane: Best time of my life!!!

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