even reading the term Brangelina

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better than pictures, even
Elly Jackson in her scanties would be pretty great
the ingrained habit of thought
being mature enough to understand the inherent sexism of lad culture and feeling that this tarnishes any cameraderie you ever felt via the "lad" experience, but at the same time feeling that pictures of Elly Jackson in her scanties would be pretty great
only because I'm buying so many copies
Shalom Life, with its still controversial Shiksa Centerfold, is still going
a few of your buddies they sure look shady
not the ones that were already blowing ponies
internet killed the magazine star
the future is pony blowing
perhaps pictures of girls in their underwear wasn't a long term business plan after all
really struggling to think of a lad's mag which is still going
that you would rather watch Helle Thorning Schmidt and Angela Merkel soap each other up in the shower than see that shitty wrecked balls video
that Miley Cyrus is digusting
A pregnant Jamie Oliver takes part in the protest 'Naked' pregnant women vs PETA member in Mother's Day Pig Crate appeal at Fifteen Restaurant
wondering how many teenage boys took out a subscription or whatever it is you do now to Candy, thinking it would usually be full of pictures of naked, drug crazed pop starlets following the Miley Cyrus appearance
The term "new lad" was coined by journalist Sean O'Hagan in a nineteenninetythree article about a young, brash and boisterous economist called David "Lad Lad Lad" Sturrock in Arena
A pregnant PETA member takes part in the protest 'Naked' pregnant women vs Jamie Oliver in Mother's Day Pig Crate appeal at Fifteen Restaurant
wondering what magazines publish interviews with famous teenage girls in their underwear or less and where you can subscribe
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(1) they're the worst
(4) wondering what the official butt rape tune of the Trump campaign is
(4) going to the mall and seeing a ten foot high poster for The Huntsman Colon Winter's War that had a huge picture of Liam Gallagher or whatever the fuck the name of the star is, and his "armor" appeared to be made of the same leather as women's purses
(5) eating moldy chocolate
(1) confusing hanukkah with bukkake
(2) wondering how a kid could possibly earn pesos
(4) that you like your women like you like your coffee, male
(1) wondering which will prove the better movie, Teen Wolf Too or Mr Magorium's Whorehouse and Toystore
(3) tell me your skype
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