add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets that brief comeback period that Nicolas Cage had where he just seemed ready to make any old shit that brief comeback period that John Travolta had where he just seemed ready to make any old shit not remembering the original Taking of Pelham I II III particularly but knowing that the remake is pretty bad by comparison not remembering the original Taking of Pelham I II III particul the dick of Gregory Death leg havin ass land bitch the death of Dick Gregory that really should be the title of somebody's autobiography Ten Thousand Top Blondes try telling that to the courts or that busfull of nuns that you can't have an amusement park without semen the Rhonda Fleming Womann Clinic For Men's Comprehensive Care the Rhonda Fleming Mann Clinic For Women's Comprehensive Care that if Dick Van Dyke doesn't die falling over a footstool you'll be so disenchanted with him that you won't even go to his funeral, even if there's a really great buffet putting the semen in amusements putting the fella in fellatio Kento's homocentrism MAKE SWEET LOVE SOULBOND ERADICATE, the FIVE BOTTOMS, SIXTEEN BLONDES, NO MANIACS the death of Jerry Lewis Kento's geocentricism [ show all 129187 regrets ] recent comments (1) not being able to believe it's not butter (4) fuck marry kill, the Four Tops, Four Non Blondes, Ten Thousand Maniacs (3) that you love the Regret Index but it makes you so regretful (1) Cumbag Steve (1) camgirling (6) that a pretty brunette girl, late teens, stranded on the beach, wearing a becoming bikini bottom, flip flops and sweatshirt, to whom you lent your cell phone to call for a ride, smiled up winningly at you, batted her long lashes, then thanked you as "Sir" (2) Teen Choice Awards Colon Miley Cyrus explains her absence (4) something ribald (4) getting the regret "all of these stupid regrets" but not having a Sometimes button (1) remembering way back on THIS 'dex when we hit TWENTY thousand regrets and it seemed like an absolutely mindboggling impossible number [ show more ]

search regrets Look for regrets involving top regrets the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000) kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000) forgetting to feed your klinoppe (1.0000) shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000) regrets about pony blowing (1.0000) [ show more ] bottom regrets using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000) banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000) sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000) rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000) killing the California girls (0.0000) [ show more ] most voted regrets meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789) Kento (2760/0.9993) turtles (2608/0.0004) the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004) that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076) [ show more ] most discussed regrets tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357) turtles (291) your boobs buying food on ebay (109) the death of Sylvia Browne (70) not getting circumcised (63) [ show more ]