| The amazing Regret Text based Adventure Game | REGRET INDEX:
0.25a regret index of 1 is ultimate regret
this result collects the hard-earned
experience of 11 lifetimes of regret
permalink to this result commentsAnonymous: You wake up into a black room, with white text all over the walls. Immediately you begin to feel a sense of regret.
Look around ROOM: The WORDS on the walls give off a faint light, but not enough for you to make out anything.
Ride WALRUS: You need a saddle before you can do it.
Anonymous: A ferocious swan approaches. What do you do?
Rape: swan
Meat swan: Brandishing your meat, you attempt to meat the swan. Huzzah! It disappears into a puff of smoke.
TAKE WORDS: It is very dark. You may be eaten by a grue.
It is very dark: You may be meaten by Brian Peppers.
Leave ROOM: You manage to escape, only to find yourself drawn back later on in the day when you get bored.
Leave ROOM: You manage to escape, only to find yourself drawn back later on when you get bored.
Leave ROOM: Face it, buddy, you're not getting out of here.
GET ROOM: You can't do that.
GET 7 INCH PENIS: You already have a 7 inch penis.
HALVE 7 INCH PENIS: You halve your penis. You know have two 3 1/2 inch penises.
LOOK AT TATTOO: Even though you don't see a tattoo, you have to admit that it's pretty sweet.
MEAT BRIAN PEPPERS: It is still very dark, but you are no longer likely to be meaten by Brian Peppers.
A KAKAPO APPROACHES: what do you do?
TAKE THE HUGEST DUMP: You see no hugest dump here.
You are in a DUMPSTER. There is a TRANNIE HOOKER here.: What do you do?
LOOK: job.
Having paid the TRANNIE HOOKER for their services, you exit the DUMPSTER. On the ground in front of you, you see a GYRO. To your left, you see a CHUKAR PARTRIDGE walking towards you.: What do you do?
Get GYRO: You pick up the gyro just as the CHUKAR PARTRIDGE stops at your side. It looks up at you with a vaguely hopeful expression on its little face. What do you do?
LOOK AT FRENCH GUY: He looks like Janice Dickinson.
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