not getting circumcised
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Lonnie: In a meeting
Raymon: I'm only getting an answering machine
Emmett: When can you start?
Rudolph: I'm a trainee
Seymour: I can't hear you very well
Evan: Is there ?
Vicente: Recorded Delivery
Filiberto: I'd like a phonecard, please
Patrick: Remove card
Kermit: I'd like to take the job
Logan: How many weeks' holiday a year are there?
Santiago: I saw your advert in the paper
Malik: Could you tell me the number for ?
Josef: US dollars
Vaughn: We've got a joint account
Edmund: What do you do?
Abigail: Could I have , please?
Rupert: What's your number?
Lucius: I stay at home and look after the children
Craig: We'll need to take up references
Davis: I'd like to cancel a cheque
Kennith: A few months
Olivia: I never went to university
Demetrius: I really like swimming
Rayford: Could I have , please?
Chadwick: I want to report a
Darryl: Looking for work
Donnie: Directory enquiries
Andres: I'm on holiday
Bryan: Withdraw cash
Abigail: What do you like doing in your spare time?
Angelina: I'm on holiday
Daren: Stolen credit card
Ricardo: I stay at home and look after the children
Harley: Until August
Nolan: Remove card
Bertram: Could you tell me my balance, please?
Eliseo: I'd like to send this parcel to
Solomon: When do you want me to start?
Elwood: I'd like to transfer some money to this account
Sean: I never went to university
Elroy: I'd like to change some money
Marcelino: I've got a full-time job
Marty: An envelope
Agustin: I'd like to send this to
Clinton: The manager
Cyril: What qualifications have you got?
Virgilio: I'm only getting an answering machine
Dominick: What are the hours of work?
Ervin: My battery's about to run out
Delbert: Directory enquiries
Barton: I enjoy travelling
Elbert: We've got a joint account
Heyjew: I'd like to open a business account
Demarcus: I love the theatre
Donnell: I'd like to tell you about a change of address
Jarrod: A jiffy bag
Wallace: I like watching TV
Octavio: I can't stand football
Serenity: I work for a publishers

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