risking going for a poop despite the small amount of toilet paper and then running out before youre done

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not realizing at the time that "Oh, I eat rare steak all the time, no need to put this raw slab of bleeding pork back onto the skillet for a few minutes" was probably thinking as flawed as your trichinotic bowels and voluminous upchuck?
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